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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 11:09

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.